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Greetings all!
Welcome to another edition of “fun and games with the RubberDuck Ranch”. As I’m sure you can see we mock everyone equally around here. And rightly so.
As I write this the shadows are getting long and the sun is getting ready to go to bed, and the neighbor’s gorram dog won’t stop barking. Seriously. But anyway…
For those of you blessed to have clear skies and no city lights you need to bring yourself outside tonight and look at the show.
As I understand that this may be the best night. If you look at the sky in the early evening, you will see Venus, Jupiter, and Mars. And they are all in a line. It was pretty groovy last night. What you can’t see is Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus are there too, and they are all in the same line. You know somewhere in the world right now a cult is mixing up a badass batch of koolaid and getting ready for their intergalactic trip to another dimension or some bullshit…..
Seriously… you have to go to Uranus in Missouri if you are ever in the area. Go to the fudge factory. For those of you who are giggling right now, yes, you can in fact get your fudge packed in Uranus. I did. It was nice. I understand some of it even has peanuts in it. Check it out.
So it starting warming up today. It’s been a might cold the past few days and nights. Down to 4 above last night before it started to warm up. We are expecting 50 this weekend. I understand that it snowed in New Orleans yesterday. That must have been one hell of a sight. All the voodoo guys and alligators slipping on the ice…. jeepers.
Anywho, back on topic….
It’s been cold the past few days so we don’t have a lot of pictures this week, as we only have been venturing out as needed to gather supplies. Like I said, it started warming up today so we went outside today and started doing “clean up the crackheads junkpile” again, only this time behind the shop. Nope…sure didn’t take any pictures of that.
I have had a request for a “MTV Cribs” of the Ranch house here by a reader. I will see what I can get past the “Ministry of Information”. No promises.
Well, that’s about all I got right now. I have to make a spinach dip and get ready for the D&D game tonight. Next week will likely have a little bit more going on.
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